semper idem

decafshaman:

calinaestel:

kenporusty:

totalnerdatheart:

carryon-mywayward-fandoms:

hetastein:

scorpio-dreams:

supercreatural:

alpacayaoi:

karkaliciousbanana:

little-asshole-sauces:

relhatetionship:

lunarch-sounds:

jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

kankriships:

metallikato:

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO

MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman

thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

I’m Disney’s Hercules.  Bitchin’.

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:

Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.

..i am a kung-fu fighter

AW HELL YEAH

i’m a millionare

aw hell yes

supeRNATURAL

IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO

Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra

The last movie I watched was “American Psycho”…so I’m a serial killer and a businesswoman?

WELP.

Hmm. I don’t remember the last movie I watched, but I do remember that I was watching Ouran High School Host Club today so…

I’m a cross-dressing host?

Men in Black.

An emotionally compromised Starfleet captain with questionable feelings for his friend?

I can do zat.

I believe I may be a video game character of some description. But if I’m not mistaken, my boyfriend is Superman, so… I dunno, I think I got out okay with this~

I’m a pirate apparently.

Well, this sounds like it can’t end horribly at all.

Biology teacher and ex-wrestler doing some UFC

omfg

carriecmoney:

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

I paid 22$ for my college term

In Canadian dollars.

(via magsticker)

thegrandchumpions:

sopheroo:

thegrandchumpions:

I kind of want to make a troll that speaks Greek but there wouldn’t really be any reason for them to do so

Bleh

I have a troll that speaks in international phonetic alphabet for no reason that “because i felt like it”

You see, I’ve seen an article about an australian woman talking with a french accent since an accident.

So, maybe brain damage could be a reason for them to speak a different language?

aw dude you have an ipa troll wow that sounds sick

I heard about that too I think it’s called foreign accent syndrome or something

the language stays the same though - only the accent changes

Remember how Damara’s usage of japanese was referred to as a “thick east-beforan accent?”

She was using the same language.

I think it would be doable and at least canon by beforus standards :D Whatever you want to use the idea or feels it would fit is up to you.

idk, your idea is pretty great and I think it would make a nice character!

(yes, i have crushes on every single of your character ever, why are ou asking?)

thegrandchumpions:

I kind of want to make a troll that speaks Greek but there wouldn’t really be any reason for them to do so

Bleh

I have a troll that speaks in international phonetic alphabet for no reason that “because i felt like it”

You see, I’ve seen an article about an australian woman talking with a french accent since an accident.

So, maybe brain damage could be a reason for them to speak a different language?

Time to go and say what that countdown thing is about, right?

I’ll be mostly away from tumblr from June 20th to June 26th.

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littlespacecase:

• Societal expectations of masculinity
• Societal expectations to provide for women
• No long term reversible male birth control
• Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
• Unfair treatment in child custody battles
• No support for male victims of domestic abuse
• Media portrayal of married men as weak morons

Not men’s issues

• The friend zone
• Women not dating you

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(via mythmonster)

• 1: A song you like with a color in the title
• 2: A song you like with a number in the title
• 3: A song that reminds you of summertime
• 4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
• 5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
• 6: A song that makes you want to dance
• 7: A song to drive to
• 8: A song about drugs or alcohol
• 9: A song that makes you happy
• 10: A song that makes you sad
• 11: A song that you never get tired of
• 12: A song from your preteen years
• 13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
• 14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
• 15: A song that is a cover by another artist
• 16: One of your favorite classical songs
• 17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
• 18: A song from the year that you were born
• 19: A song that makes you think about life
• 20: A song that has many meanings to you
• 21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
• 22: A song that moves you forward
• 23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
• 24: A song by a band you wish were still together
• 25: A song by an artist no longer living
• 26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
• 27: A song that breaks your heart
• 28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
• 29: A song that you remember from your childhood
• 30: A song that reminds you of yourself

zubat:

I will:

• kiss you
• pack your lunch
• make the bed
• kiss you when you’re mad or sad
• catch spiders
• get the mail
• hug you all the time
• kiss your boo boos
• make you food
• snuggle with you
• support you and your dreams
• listen to you talk about your problems
• kiss you some more
• hold your hand in public
• play with your hair to soothe you
• kiss your forehead
• and your cheeks
• and your eyes
• and your nose
• and your mouth
• laugh at your jokes
• no matter how bad
• massage your back
• and love you
• forever
• and ever

dwarfahkiin:

sopheroo:

theoldaeroplane:

sopheroo:

theoldaeroplane:

I HAVE A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY TOE AND IT SUCKS A LOT

USE THIS

i wound up using apple cider vinegar but i will try that next time ty

It saved my ass when I was in Manitoba

True story.

Clear nail polish works wonders, too!

Oh, I have some, I need to carry some around, then.

THANKS

theoldaeroplane:

sopheroo:

theoldaeroplane:

I HAVE A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY TOE AND IT SUCKS A LOT

USE THIS

i wound up using apple cider vinegar but i will try that next time ty

It saved my ass when I was in Manitoba

True story.