…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.
god fucking damn it i’m will graham
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO
MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET
I’m a friggin bond salesman
thanks a bunch nick carraway :P
I’m Disney’s Hercules. Bitchin’.
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:
Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.
..i am a kung-fu fighter
AW HELL YEAH
i’m a millionare
aw hell yes
IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO
Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra
The last movie I watched was “American Psycho”…so I’m a serial killer and a businesswoman?
Hmm. I don’t remember the last movie I watched, but I do remember that I was watching Ouran High School Host Club today so…
I’m a cross-dressing host?
Men in Black.
An emotionally compromised Starfleet captain with questionable feelings for his friend?
I can do zat.
I believe I may be a video game character of some description. But if I’m not mistaken, my boyfriend is Superman, so… I dunno, I think I got out okay with this~
I’m a pirate apparently.
Well, this sounds like it can’t end horribly at all.
Biology teacher and ex-wrestler doing some UFC